Cookie Ninja Attack
Stealing creepily, creeping stealthily, the burgling baker swoops upon her unsuspecting prey. In dead of night she comes, after feverish obsession with the sweets, attacking with a basket full of treats. It’s the cookie ninja! How can we resist When she brings Russian Tea Cakes, Chocolate Chip, and Shortbread in her evil fist? Rock candy, too, in colors blue and pink…. Then sugar cookies muffins, oh, too many now, I think! The basket overflowing, upon the table bright She leaves, and sweetly melts into the night. Her victims, unsuspecting, will arise at dawn, And bless, and curse, the sweetness, and the pounds they will put on.